Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
i've noticed that whenever i have to ask myself "would i be doing this if i was sober?" the answer is probably no.
I'm someone's dream girl. I'm hungover in this guy's bed wearing ONLY a Brian Westbrook jersey. Not the same I was on a date with last night.
Just took a celebratory "i havent slept with anyone in this bar" shot. yesssss....
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
I'm so used to throwing up its no longer a game of hanging over the toilet. Now it's just 'stand up, aim for the toilet, do my thing' then walk out
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
I just let my hand run under cold water for five minutes. I couldn't stop staring at it and the only things I could think about were how amazing it felt, how cool water was, and what a wonderful world it is that we live in. Reasons why I don't smoke...
He can keep it, but if he asks for anything else i'm just going to start pissing on things.
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
blue gatorade loses no color upon regurgitation
If walking through the neighborhood with a bottle of tequila and margarita mix is postgrad life, I'm okay with it
My sack is cleanly shaven and the rest of my body has been manscaped. i even put aftershave on my junk. i feel sleek like a fighter jet right now.
So anyways, we returned the toilet paper and decided to use the money for taco bell and slurpees instead...
So um... You probably shouldn't post that picture of me and your crotch just because that's a new level of raunchiness that I'm not willing to accept yet
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