The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
he forgot there was a midterm today. i watched him break his own finger to get out of it.
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
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my heart is telling me chinese, but my head is telling me beer.
I have to be at work in a hour. Can you sufficiently fuck me in 35 minutes?
I was jumping over your garbage can screaming "Im a snow cat!!" ..Who wouldn't want to see that?
I still regret not being there for your blackout into the dumpster last year
If we don't have crazy animal sex tonight at least twice, I'll know he's cheating on me.
Who wouldn't want crazy animal sex with you?!
A cheater.
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I think it's a scientific achievement that I can make jelly that is 95% vodka so suck it up.
Is it festive if I masturbate to Santa porn?
Like will they card me for my own whiskey in shampoo bottles?
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
You can’t homewreck what the Lord hath brought together.
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