Fuck, operation next sex victim is on as soon as i get back. Do not sleep with that red head, nobody likes accidental ginger babies.
after a few more beers I realized that both my wife and I like Latin men.
I wish you had a penis so you could experience peeing out the window in front of a crowd of people leaving parties.
Your drunken mistake is coming over to see if she wants to buy any of our furniture. I know youre desperate, but try not to fuck her, without a condom, for a fourth time, while shes there.
I just had a Brazilian done for this guy. He's getting first-date sex whether he wants it or not.
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
Sarah is throwing up still and I'm eating salad with my fingers
Why can't I come over and snuggle you and make you lick my boots
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
I passed up getting laid last night. It's almost been a YEAR - what the Hell was I thinking, being so choosy??
I just spent 30 minutes plucking my 2 month grown out pubes with tweezers so I’m hope your night is going better than mine
I wouldn't have found her if it wasn't for the vomit trail leading into my brother's room.
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