she's like the human form of herpes, as soon as you think she's gone for good you have another out break.
the best things in life are free. have that freshly fucked look and doing the walk of shame by HIS girlfriend.....priceless
i just used google streetview to figure out where i spent the night last night
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
Every time I type "should" my phone autocorrects to "shouldn't". even my phone knows my ideas are terrible.
The world would have a new energy source if someone would just take a blacklight to the backseat of that slut's car
Anyways, i'm off to play with a rubber dick and a ouija board with two other girls...
Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
this may be my drink champagne alone in a bbaby pool in the dark night
She just pored wine down the turkeys hole and said that she christened it like the whore that it is...happy thanksgiving.
I woke up with my earring stuck inbetween my tits. Somehow you fucked my earring out and my boobs saved it. I'm pretty impressed with both of us right now.
Let's be honest I'm gonna watch murder she wrote and eat taquitos at three am
So if I run into you on the street, I'm supposed to just stop drop and suck your dick?
I want you to worship my cock.
That's not how you start a conversation.
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