Plan B is the new Plan A
the power's out. i'm smoking weed by flashlight
i wish i was dedicated to anything like you are to weed
Everytime she would start slurring, she'd stop, hold up a finger, wait like 30 seconds, then try again. I love drunk people
we got a new version of the plan b at the pharmacy now. its called next choice. you would think they would come up with better names for these things.
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Red Bull/Vodka? You bet I'm showing everyone my penis tonight.
What happened to "I wouldnt even touch her with a ten foot pole"?
Her vagina devoured it.
Just spiked the bong with a ludens cough drop with hopes it soothes my throat after i rip it.
If she's steering anything, it's a religious boat of crazy. Destination: Iceberg.
It's my 3rd annual 21st birthday party. Disney themed. There will be blood.
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And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
Today is my 3 year wedding anniversary...and I've seen three different dicks.
I love you, and I just washed my hair in my work sink with handsoap.
when you wake up naked in a bed with glowsticks, a rolled ankle, a hangover, and a condom; alone. you wonder shit
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
YOU CANT JUST BLOW GUYS BC THEY’RE NICE TO YOU LEXI
I CAN IF I WANT TO
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