she just fell off the couch. onto a bag of pretzels. her face resembled a cat that just swallowed a sock.
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
Damn it, I know in the morning I'm going to regret eating out of the trash...
Hey, did you take me to hospital last night?
Besides the whole peeing blood for a week thing, it was the best sex of my life.
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
The less fucks you give, the more fucks you get. Kinda like "a penny saved is a penny earned" but with vagina.
I'd rather not be labeled as that girl who came over, drank a bunch of their alcohol, woke up the 5 year old, broke shit and left
well, at the moment I'm sleeping in someone's closet in a buzzlightyear snuggie, so I can't judge,
I just walked out topless, stared his brother straight in the eye, and ate all the rest of their cookie dough.
Pretty sure that I just proved those labels that say "non-flammable" wrong. totally unrelated, We just made your futon fly with a shitload of fireworks
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
No I don't. You owe me sex and cinnamon rolls.
Ran into my FWB on my walk of shame and went back to her place. Even my walk of shames are awesome!!!
My vagina likes him more than I do, but I’m going to follow her lead and see what happens
Randomize
