Do you have a shampoo for semen
Or a time machine
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
She took a break from repeating "my face is still buzzing!" to say that the phantom of the opera could be here
she let a homeless guy feel her up so she could go for a ride in his shopping cart
THERE IS A GOAT THERE IS A GOAT IN MY BED IT IS EATING MY THONG WHAT DID YOU DO
Neither of us have work tomorrow and we live w/n walking distance. This is your official Sandy booty call. Come rock me like a hurricane.
I just remember dedicating a shot to me giving you head so it was obviously a good night
So you're mad that you saw a penis at a swinger's party? That's rational
Let's buy some Wrangler jeans and be real live men.
There are days when you go to throw something in your bedroom trash can and realize the only things in there are a used condom, a Lime-arita can and a muffin wrapper.
Dude. You dropped to your knees and face planted into the rocks. And continued to talk on the phone and laugh. That's where those cuts came from.
Well the other day she asked me how often I jerk off. So I guess things are getting semi-serious
It was like 10 tiny penises being shoved in my vagina.
Stop recording sex noises and setting them as my ringtones. This time it was at a funeral
At some point i am going to say to you "i have this really bad idea! You in? " just go with it.
Randomize
