Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
first time Ive ever had to stop sex to go pass out in the kitchen floor...
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
We made a late night liquor run, made margaritas and bloody marys and then retreated to opposite sides of the house to drink them. Alone.
You guys make me sad
You misspelled jealous there
So I'm looking through your google history on your laptop and you have 'is ketchup even remotely nutritious' and 'alcohol with fewest calories but highest alcohol'. What new fad diet are you on because I feel like we could do this together.
The strippers from this weekend suck at words with friends
Those people having sex on the beach kept looking over at you guys throwing his shoes at the seagulls.
Shit dude that sort of wholesale destruction can't just be done at the drop of a hat
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
It wasn't a mystery that it was the pizza cooking in the oven when we stumbled out of the bedroom in a smoke filled apartment at 2am. We are dangerous drunks
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
You could sing the national anthem right before we have sex. Make it feel like a sporting event
I haven't had sex since the Vanilla Ice concert
Please don't have sex ever again just so you can say that forever.
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