my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
I hate that the only Italian aspect of me is I get red and sweaty when I drink
he urdandictionary'ed 'tease' on his phone and made me read through all the definitions. Am i really that bad?
You slept in the bed with him... with your top off.... and just made out with him....
He was streaking. We were hammered. We had roman candles. It only made sense to shoot them at him.
not good my parents heard a big thud and found me passed out in the bathrrom abt an hr ago. hit my head arm and side. dont remember. real talk.
Worst ten minutes of my life, it's was like trying to put a marshmallow in a piggy bank....
he came in the shower with me...i thought it was going to be nice and romantic...until he started peeing on my leg.
You threw up with your ski mask on still.
I'm cuddling with a baby pig and drinking champagne right now.
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
sigh, if only his dick was as big as his mouth
Everybody posting sickening holiday couple pics and I'm over here deepthroating a bottle of whiskey.
Stop chatting and get in the fucking car. I didn't get my asexual ass out of bed just to watch you flirt and fail with someone you're never going to see again.
well true... there's not a real discreet way to masturbate in public
Her mom Is so hot that when she was bending over i just zoned out starin at her ass her dad slapped me on the back an said let me tell you son everything you see here is mine and you had better realize i felt like simba
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