i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
so im decorating easter eggs with my family and my mom is writing "Jesus is risen" and "God loves you!" on the eggs. i wrote things like "I'm naked!" and "there are drugs in these eggs!" on mine.
My warmest regards to the fish in that koi pond I puked in.
Im done having sex . he ruined it for me after he said " can we use my penis as a shovel ?"
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I'm gonna go drown myself in the shower. Make sure to cover me up before the paramedics arrive. I'm too fat to be seen naked right now.
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
I walked in and all four of you were covering your heads under the blanket singing waterslides in unison.
Dude I'm at a bar, and there's this Elvis impersonator here that I went to rehab with. Apparently Elvis has left the wagon.
This is ridiculous. I’m in fucking college getting high off a potato.
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I feel like we have a good system here turning our sketchy decisions into great stories.
I lost my bra at his grandma's house so there's that.
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
He finished and he wasn't even totally hard. He actually came without a boner.
HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE.
OMG. When you threw the used condom on your floor you threw it in my purse!!! I just went to grab my headphones and it was stuck to them!
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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