Their flight hasn't even left yet and the 'buy food to keep yourself alive' budget is gone on tequila.
dude literally just took me 4 trips to take out the recycling from last night. we need to have parties like this more often
He was spoon feeding me wine all night.
GOOD NIGHT DREAM OF ALCOHOL SNO CONES
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my life is about to be the like the hunger games except with penises. and im going to win.
Lets now bow our heads and think of girls with ex boyfriends who were great at fingering them. That's so sad.
Also, being stuck with my family all week has made it very clear that I need to be drunk and I need to be fucked pronto
She ordered an O'douls. That was the end of that date
If I don't quit picking up guys when I'm drunk, I'm going to need a vagina transplant.
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So I pass out narcotics if its a girl?
Just get over here and light metaphorical fireworks in my literal vagina
It finally happened. Some guy just tried to catfish me with my own dick pic. Of course I told him that it was the hottest dick I'd ever seen and that I would do anything for that particular dick.
I am at a cat party and I just witnessed people lapping vodka out of a bowl for a contest. Lol
so i may or may not have just had sex on the stage of the lecture hall....
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
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