we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
woke up in Sigma Chi. In his room. they are iniating pledges right now. Holy fucking shit mother of pearl.
its 9am. i just got home. spent 6 hours blowing him in a closet last night
college "breaks" should be renamed "reminder why you left your hell hole of a life in the first place"
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
I think he pocket dials me so much because I'm in his phone as 'Air Mattress'
Sorry I dragged you across a parking lot
Best part of having a window in your office is that you can leave through it when you shit your pants at work.
you're trying to get a guy who's been in a coma for 2 weeks and who thought he was in '08 yesterday to drive you to the liquor store?
yeah, you wanna come?
Sometimes you gotta take mushrooms and swim on a rooftop pool to figure out your relationship
My booty call just moved 2 min from my house
This has pregnancy written all over it
Our motto for the night: BLACK OUT OR BACK OUT.
That's our motto every night.
It was like the icing on a beautiful fuck boy cake.
The blonde cop looked at my license and told me I better have be home when her shift ends
I hate you
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