My #1 goal this summer is to get drunk at olive garden
Had a dream I was a monkey and smoked pot out of a bong made out of a tree
he sent me this 10 second long video of a gorilla eating a banana on my phone. no explanation. I didn't even have his number. just. a gorilla eating a banana.
They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
Don't be offended. I can't even stand sleeping next to my dildo after I'm done, let alone a whole person.
Good, she had spurs on her boots. That is a sign for instant herp attack.
Me and my vagina aren't speaking at the moment.
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
Well you finally jumped into that tree you've always wanted into and some girl gave you an 8.5. You were very happy.
I woke up naked to an alarm set for 11:18 pm and missing a shoe. How was your night?
Well to me, someone is not really my friend until we go to a mcdonalds drunk at 4am. It's like a right of passage
I don't even have his number. I have his pants tho
COKE WAS NOT ON THE ITINERARY FOR TONIGHT.
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
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