Why would I want to inherit a sex machine used by my grandma?
im learning from these one night stands last time i came in her this time i came on her AND deleted every contact in her phone!
you cant keep talent like that locked up in a relationship
We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
Don't talk about his dick. That's mine. There's a copyright on it. Use with permission
Or I could hide in your trunk so you can sneak out of putt putt for sex breaks
Can we make 2014 the year of no unsolicited dick pics?
I believe you would have been proud of me last night.. I was chasin Fireball shots with Jack and Coke. Guess there's a reason they call me Whiskey Woman.
It's the 3rd day of the year and I've already sucked two dicks. New year same ole me.
YOU HAVE BEEN BAD TOUCHED BY THE LEPRECHAUN OF CHOICES
What a better way to celebrate that I'm single by becoming a stripper and making $1000 in one night
They are like untrained puppies reaking havoc on a newly furnished house. Out of control.
You just compared our vaginas to a newly furnished house...I can dig it.
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
sitting in the prison waiting room in my boyfriends clothes. looooong story.
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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