i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
Theyre still fighting about whether its called america or the united states.
So apparently I ran down the hall to another party and started handing out uncooked spaghetti to strangers. You'd be surprised how many drunk people will eat raw noodles.
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He booked us a hotel at a resort in cancun for sprng break... I just wanted to get laid this weekend when i was blackout i didnt know it was gonna spiral into a mess of events like a 5 month in advance commitment
it took you forty minutes to realize it was a gay bar.
How can I look at her with a straight face when she has dry puke on her eye lid
i slept with him so i could steal the screens out of his sink faucets for my bowl when he went to sleep. not because he's funny.
Some advice...don't play drunk rock em sock em robots. With actual people. I have bruises EVERYWHERE.
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Single person behavior: I wanted a cookie but was too lazy to make or go buy any, so I let cookie dough ice cream melt and ate all the chunks. Pantsless.
Shouting "one vagina to rule them all" was probably not the best way to meet our best mates fiance
It's funny to me the only time that you clean up is when your weed delivery man is on the way.
That was the second worst thing to happen to my asshole.
UGH FUCK THIS TRAFFIC I WANNA SUCK A DICK
I wonder how many people I can tell that he has one nut before he finds out it's me spreading it.
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