Apparently Chef Boyardee is the only guy I'm taking home tonight.
we'll hang out once this whole, "your friends are robbers and drug addicts" thing blows over with my parents.
I think vodka calistinics prior to and during beer olympics was a bad idea
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
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i realized really quickly that drinking a bottle of vodka and 3 crystal light packets wasn't the best idea i've ever had
about to tell this girl that sh'es my teenage dream. you have 15.358s to stop me.
Like lay upon bear skin rugs, drink brandy and reminisce of the yesteryear's before a majestic fire place? Because those are my plans.
Normally I would go for him, but there's just way too much vodka under the bridge for that
I may be in the process of acquiring a second male fuck buddy and dating a girl....FUCKING STOP THE TRAIN I'M ON! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!!
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according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
He just walked from his house to mine. Walked in and asked for a hug and then left.. And he's sober.
Can't you just imagine you've grudge fucked me so we can get past this?
She sprained her ankle last night trying to flash me.
She asked if she should pack the condoms, I told her I plan on drinking so much that it won't be possible.
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
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