I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
so i woke up.. still drunk and discovered my roommate in the living room passed out dick-in-hand watching porn..
What did u do?
turned the porn up and opened the windows so everybody goin to class could see him..
the facebook you made of my ass has 10 times more friends than i do.
He's only a little bit crosseyed.
I think this is one situation where "a little bit" doesn't mean much.
Thanks for sticking it out with old horseface last night... I owe you one buddy.
I am literally using a balloon as a pillow on a park bench.
Listen, you can whine about not having a "red" wine glass, or you can suck it up and chug it from the vase like the rest of us. The choice is yours.
I just went to pick up my pigeon from your house. You should be getting a picture soon
Feeling better?
I can stand long enough to do the dishes finally. Been trying that all day.
What if we made a bunch of weed butter and then poured the butter into tiny rectangular molds and then chilled it so it was solid again and then wrapped it with the tin foil wrapping from restaurant butter and then left them at restaurants and wreaked utter havoc.
I need a straight guy to pretend to be my boyfriend for 30 minutes so that I can pull off an act of petty vengeance. Interested?
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
I'm not sure what happened last night but my dog has a red cup taped to his back with a little beer and a ping pong ball in it..
We invented a new game.
Randomize
