worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
My toast was "here's to being positive, and testing negative... Cheers!"... after that chick gagged on her shot, everyone knew.... slut.
he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
just left the emergency room. condom extraction.
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How's your Sunday morning ritual of shitting and throwing up at the same time going?
Got home. Hugged Mom. The look on her face indicated she noticed nipple rings.
She asked the taxi driver to stop at the Texaco because she had to puke. She did then stumbled into the gas station and bought a 40.
This is final. The chair stays in the bathroom, we are too old to be puking from the floor, grown ups sit in chairs infront of the toilet to puke.
Or grown ups don't drink themselves into vomiting.
He used the phrase "no problemo" in a sext. It's over.
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All I can remember is posting my chicken burger in the post box. Postman is in for a treat.
Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
I just saw a guy in a hazmat suit riding a tractor.
I bought more beer than I could carry and managed to fit it all in the fridge. It's an alcoholicmas miracle.
Like I could say no to two hot people already naked and fucking. Please. I'm not made of stone.
Twice?!
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