He kissed a someone with a penis
how do I set my phone to only ring when I'm asleep when sex is certain?
Even if you were sober, spitters are STILL quitters, end of story.
you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
i dont need a football game to get drunk and yell at my tv
This hangover is way worse than all my relationships
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
Semen is not good for contacts.
he broke off your car antennae to use as a walking stick before he smoked because he claimed to lack the facial strength needed to open his eyes when he's high
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
Molly was fun. I was in a captain planet onesie in Wal-Mart talking to everyone haha
I just wanna get drunk in a castle. Is that so much to ask?
Why does fireball set life on fire? Your insides, your head, your behavior...
He just made this face while he was fucking me and he looked like the hunchback of Notre Dame, I had to stop him.
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