Driving with balloons in your car is more annoying than that bubble fart that doesn't leave your ass after your previous fart.
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
I told the cop it was my birthday and he said "happy fuckin birthday", handcuffed me and threw me in the back of the cop car.
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You're the 8th person from last night to text me this morning and ask if I'm ok.
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
we've already established he's totally wasted. but now he's just sitting at his computer, doing i don't know what, and he keeps saying "dammmn girl" in a really low whisper
For his 21st I'm getting a fancy hotel that way he can at least sleep in a nice bathtub
I can practically hear my vag and my conscience fighting.
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Being a responsible DD does not include attempting to coordinate a 4 taxi caravan to bar #3
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
Like I just asked Greg why I don't have a crown for my vagina. That drunk.
Also there's so much vodka on my breath that if I blew on my fingers my nail polish would fall right off
hey sweets how's ur crotch today?
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