i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
how should i go about explaining the hickey i drunkenly gave myself last night?
This guy just walked into class and first thing he did was grab the garbage can, walk to his desk and say "just in case"
while cleaning my room, i've found many wonderful things. one of these is the card you gave me for my eighteenth birthday. it's a christmas card that says "i want to stick it in your sponger"
Heated debate on which is worse. Pissing your pants or puking all over yourself
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
just had wine and brownie batter for dinner. Single life is good
you kept telling us that in dog beers you only had one
Just walk straight and zig zag through cars tell you get to the road. That's where I am. Perpendicular to the doors do not make any turns
I NEVER left your party last night of anyone asks.
Yeah, I didn't wake up handcuffed to my bed either.
Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.
Seeing your boyfriend, side piece, and great white buffalo, all in one night? Its a sign right?
Proceed with caution.
I purposely left my thong and accidentally left my ethics book, hairspray and most of my dignity.
Forget about letting a 70-year-old man suck on my tits for coke... telling my new boyfriend about it was the poor life choice.
They are in the bedroom next door. We might have a threesome idk. Jesus take the wheel.
GO. DO.
I am Jesus and I am taking the wheel.
Randomize
