i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
I need a shot of tequila, and quick death
Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
just got super drunk mixing jägermeister with my lyme disease meds. even if my face goes paralyzed, at least i got smashed from it.
you should give me head with plastic fangs in
The best thing he's ever done for me was comment on my profile picture saying "hello boner"
I have my ice chest next to my bed. Instead of breakfast in bed, its beers in bed. 10x better
I gotta bail on the cookout tonight. Im at the er getting stitches. Re-enacting porno went horribly wrong.
Somehow me showing up to/breaking into her house only to find I was a week early for the party became a night of weed cookies and sex.
I used that money i stole from the stripper last night to pay for my date tonight.
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
I will find, mount, and marry that person.
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
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