S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
We woke up in an inflatable kiddie pool full of both empty and full beer cans. In the middle of his dad's office. Oh, and we were locked in. Nobody remembers.
it was like watching bambi learning to walk, if bambi was 22 and a high functioning alcoholic.
Aaaand I cut your bangs with a large knife last night ...
Even though he was watching you pee on his bedroom floor, you kept denying it and saying he was dreaming
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
Seriously, this trumpet player gives me chills. Might be the drugs.
All I want is a guy who will love me and occasionally shave my balls.
DON'T WEAR PANTS.
I REPEAT.
DO. NOT. WEAR. TROUSERS.
I would like to dedicate my cray behavior this week to my uncontrollable hormones and wine. Both have totally Efff'ed with my life.
THEIR PENISES MATCH. I JUST REALISED THAT. THEY HAVE IDENTICAL DICKS. OH GOD.
When that bartender tried to tell us he sang like Sade, I knew it was time to go
She pinched my nipples out of nowhere as I was about to come... I think I found god
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
She's eating hot cheetos out of the bag with chopsticks, Matt, how is she NOT my soulmate?
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