Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
sometimes i wish i was able to text my cat and tell him i miss him and that i'm thinking about him
GUESS WHAT I JUST LICKED
I feel like half our conversations start this way.
I got to stop making out with my boss at work. I think we should just get it overwith, be dissaponted and move on.
i decided not to call her again when she started singing "goodbye my lover" as i was walking out the door..
quitting drinking is the number 5 new years resolution but number 4 is enjoying life more which one do you think im going to pick
you puked out of a dead sleep and didnt wake up
i was about to cum until he started doing shrek impressions.
Subtly mention that I'm not a lesbian. I would only go for rebecca's nipples because they're pierced and I like shiny things.
I would have thought, as two of my best friends, you girls could have cought me as I fell out of the shower. There are so many bruises.
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
I'm putting my hangover kit in my car for the trip to work tomorrow morning. Dedication
Well you ended up trying to convince two Greek girls that you were Greek, but failed massively by shouting at them in Spanish, and then almost vomiting after taking way too much snuff. Maybe lay off the guinness next time?
sorry for showing your butt to the bar
sorry for licking your cheek
Now I have the opportunity to have Chris Pratt or Channing Tatum?!? What a time to be alive.
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