I am at a 420 party and i just told a girl "hey, less not getting donuts, more getting donuts"(1-855): and did she get any doughnuts?
No. I am devastated
I totally have a Rabbi on speed dial now. Keep it Kosher.
happiness is walking an amphibious rodent on a leash
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
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There are taser marks on me. Your face flashed before my eyes when i woke up and saw them.
just a question.. totally understand if you dont know what im talking about.. but.. do you have my funnel? i think i tucked it in to your bed last night.
Also, I am ligit concerned that I might compulsively start collecting vibrators like Pokemon.
I feel like I just rode a horse, did a million jumping jacks, ran a marathon and need a carton on cigarettes. best sex hands down... EVER
Why are there chunks of your hair in everyones pocket?
I decided to mark my territory.
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It's like shitshowville, population: those girls.
My booty call just moved 2 min from my house
This has pregnancy written all over it
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
wanna come over? I have movies.
sure, what movies
porn or disney, your choice
All I've done today is make sangria and wonder what the hell I'm doing with my life.
His PENIS is so fucking big that I always use caps, out of respect.
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