quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
So I answered the door in my underwear expecting my boyfriend. Instead I opened the door to Mormon missionaries. Do you think that was a sign from God?
I've spent too much of my life staring at my bberry and counting to 5 to see if it blinks
Just ran into that chick u called from my phone and left her a MSG bout how she has aids
Ahaha, good shit
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Just had sex in the basement of the library... I knew I was paying $120,000 for something more than a law degree
i woke up next to the toilet with a chipped tooth, somebody elses shirt on, and a random guys id in my pocket
she sucked my dick to get the taste of the last guy's out. I need to find a new friend with benefits.
i dont know if you remember blowing your vomity nose directly into my hand...yeah thanks for that
Because the last time i saw or spoke to him he came all over me in a hammock.
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When I get home we should play "let's see how many Christmas movies we can watch before we start having sex."
We have a pile of chopped wood here that suggests we may have chopped down a tree of some sort.
this is the first time in over a year I had a pregnancy scare and actually would have known who the father was. I guess this is what adulthood feels like.
It's dollar drink night and I have my honors society initiation tomorrow. Somehow I think this will not end well.
How many more times can I say I need to get laid before you kill me?
Everything is covered in gelatin and pam cooking spray. Jesus be a shield.
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