If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
as we were driving back from the frat house he pulled down his pants and convinced me his penis "wanted some air"
drunk making out is the fucking beeeest. specially when it's your exboyfriend
I wonder if you'll be as excited about this as you are now tomorrow morning.
New swimming pool is best sex toy ever. We are pioneering the doggie-style paddle.
The manager of the bar we were at the night before came to my house today giving me coupons. Apperently you and i won karaoke night which is a prize of 300 beer dollars. No idea what beer dollars means nor do i have any memory of doing karaoke but lets go back tonight.
Your ability to be a slut in your nightmare astounds me
Okay so for future reference and your own safety I should probably tell you that it is not cranberry juice in that bottle on the kitchen table.
Apparently I'm ahead in the foot race to his dick because I'm not insane. If I'd have known that's all it took, I'd have worn sweat pants more often.
I'm beer bonging chocolate fondue. That's how my Valentines Day is going.
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
Why do I like him? He literally has no redeeming qualities.
I responded with revoking his blow job privileges. Needless to say, he's learned his lesson.
Let's just say, I will never again lick an asshole.
Where do you think black out memories go?
Into the dark abysmal abyss of the deepest, darkest part of your mind. It's obviously the bodies natural defense to protect you from witnessing the shit you do while actually blacked out.
& I came downstairs to find my whole family discussing the fact that I have a vibrator, which my mom found accidentally....
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