"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
so stoned i ashed in my jack and coke like 4 times. drinking it anyway
I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
I turned down free cocaine. I both respect and regret and that decision.
You don't have to believe me. My vagina knows it happened.
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
College freshman give noticeably better blowjobs by the 5th week of the semester.
Theres a high probability there will be two hot men waiting on you in your bed when you get home for lunch.
I have been drinking since 2. And I'm now chasing the cat around the house with a light saber. Anna's helping.
You don't have a penis so I'm not texting you at this hour. This is penis texting hour only.
I will give you 100$, a blow job a day for a month and I will shave my legs according to societal standards until next November if you come recuse me from my night class right NOW.
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
Well it's official... The first guy I ever gave head to now holds 2 world records. Should I text him asking if I can try and break my record?
He started humming whilst eating me out. At first it was weird, but my new motto is now don't knock it before you've cum from it
Also not to brag but I got high last night and got us a host family in a chateau in the south of France
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