What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
all he gave me for my birthday was sperm
at least its a homemade gift
a stripper queefed in my friends mouth last night and it reminded me of you. miss you
how do flat chested girls get laid?
After he convinced me that my friend had died and come back to life, I decided I was having sex with him that night, and that I should lay off the drugs for a while.
I already banned bobbing for apples. While drunk that's just drowning near fruit.
When you put it that way it sounds like my vagina is a parking garage to be monitored by security guards
I wish they made people sized litter boxes.
I was super naked---except I kept my shoes on, because I'm a lady, and I was bent over a bar.
I have a spatula mark on my ass. He spanked me with a spatula. Take that Rachel Ray.
Yeah and you keep saying "I know how to win America." While running away from us
He's getting Easter eggs filled with weed or Jell-O shots for his birthday
I feel better now, I have multiple fuck buddies again
We were watchin sharknado and we hooked up while I had the Donald Trump shirt on. She said she felt like he was staring at her
Imp drunk. It'd free popcorn tuedday I love life.
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