No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
He gave his mom his old phone, and I am SO paranoid
Did you send adult things?
Um. Yes would be the understatement of the year
All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
on of the only things i remember was the security guard told me i was too drunk for laser tag.
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
You should've come to the party. It was like an identity parade of everyone you screwed last year.
I'm so eating pot-chocolate cookies while preggers. This kid will be so amazing.
Guess who used an inflatable mattress to boat across a retention pond with brooms for oars and a radio and beer.
I was smelling my bathroom to make sure it didn't reek of weed...I spaced out and realized I was face to the wall sniffing it for 5 minutes.
Guess who was PASSED OUT ON A BMW. I shit you not
Stop it right now
This time face forward
Now in listening to Jerome Bettis speak at the hall of fame and my boner just started twirling a terrible towel
I'm bleeding and intoxicated as I'm walking to my final right now. Wish me luck
I'm not too sure what happened last night, but by the looks of it, we must have gotten drunk with zebras.
i can feel my liver failing just LOOKING at that thing
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