I think I just was a dick to Paul Rudd.
I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
We went to the police station completely hammered looking for you. Don't tell me I'm not a good friend.
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
$22.99 left in the bank til payday = 3($7 jack & coke) + 2($0.89 T-Bell taco) + $0.21 in case of emergency.
math is fun
No. Please No. At first it was cool when you started bring an extra girl home for me but after 2 cycles of clap medicine I'm putting an end to it.
We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
It's taken me 5 years and 2 beers to finally realize that maybe he isn't the dude for me. Also, that picking your major should be done sober, lest you find your self an art major.
I took us ten minutes to realize the shower sex going upstairs was the reason the kitchen ceiling was flooding.
I can feel my teeth in 4 dimensions. I shouldnt be this high at 8 in the morning.
And now you know why we call him Three-Balls Brad
We are making a pool on how long he stays sober this time you want in?
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
Literally.... Guy kissing himself in mirror in this hotel elevator
I'm sorry i showed you my boobs.. I probably shouldn't have done that.
Randomize
