and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
Just spent 45mins blow drying a joint i dropped in a beer....i felt like i dropped his infant child....
Princesses don't give blow jobs
Is a box of franzia too insincere of a gift for "i'm sorry I backed into your toddler with my car"?
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The sweet smell of jungle juice and bad decisions is calling our name.
He changed his profile picture to him as a baby. Definitely a turn off. This will help in my "don't-be-a-slut-endeavors"
She is the epitome of a puke & rally. She picked a random hott guy at the bar & made him pinky promise not to leave while she took a power nap. She went & passed out in her friends car & apparently puked just outside the bar. She stumbled in & found the randome guy again & claimed she was golden. Made it to the after party & stayed up til 6 doing body shots off every girl she saw & hooked up with the random from the bar. I love her life
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
watched my neighbor eat five yodels, mow his lawn, and then cry on his porch after the party... what did you give him?
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I partied with a deaf mute last night. strangely enough the more drunk I get the easier it is to understand him.
She's like the sister I never had that I want to bang.
Can't we just go back to fucking and having your boyfriend think you're completely straight?
She shaved her vagina in my bed. Good night
The fact he has had a girlfriend for 5 years and they are trying to work it out isn’t going to stop me from sleeping with him. He said it himself you can’t cheat on someone you love...
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
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