i friday night watching house. god, i need a life, friends, and a legitimate fake id.
would really like to know how the teddy bear got super glued to my testicles.
I left him a voicemail saying i went through with the abortion and he texts me back one thing... the bbm "phew" face. really?
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
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He just told an 8 year old to go fuck himself so we probably won't be in the butterfly exhibit much longer.
he signed me a blank check so today i get to decide if i want to be a saint or a millionaire
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
It is completely possible to eat beef jerky sexually.
Also one of my neighbors is blasting "pumped up kicks" and possibly butchering some chickens
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He didn't get laid that weekend.. and that is honestly an accomplishment for the rest of us.
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
Drunk me really does appreciate that sober me made a list of movies to watch when drunk it saves so much time
Last night was like blooper reel sex. He dropped me!!
If my dick was big enough to fuck the eye of a hurricane, I would.
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
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