therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
My life would be so much easier if i could just ride around in the cash cab all day
Im already sauced. Have been for hours. Its kinda my thing.
I really hope that wasn't actually his first time. Because if my first time was anything like that I would NEVER have sex again.
Dude this stripper just dry humped the settings off my phone. She earned that dollar
Because once my penis is in motion, it stays in motion unless another force acts upon it.
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
PUT YOUR FRESHLY SHAVED MEXICAN POON ON THAT BEARD. NOW.
He made a playlist to use during sex...that ended with The Ultimate Warrior's entrance music.
I just had a twenty minute discussion about endangered breed dog breeding with an Extremely drunk guy
So many questions...
I can only get day drunk because of my medicine now, so... There's that
I'm nothing if not determined to sleep with everyone at that company
You "drove" the computer chair around the party for a good fifteen minutes. you would crash into things, freak out, and yell for an ambulance.
I left the party 20 min ago..just thought i would tell you so you wouldnt think i fell in the lake again
I'm dancing with a sandwich I just made cause I'm so happy how delicious it tastes, that high haha
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