Some dude just bet me $8 I couldn't smoke a pack of cigarettes in an hour...It sounds stupid, but I really wanna do it. If I survive, I'll have $8 and it'll look good on my resume.
I really hope you aren't where I think you are. Dude she has a MUSTACHE. You need Jesus..
Like that girl needs to get her shit together. For her vagina's sake.
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
I just met his other fuck buddy...I am thinking of befriending her just to fuck with him...manuplating my roommates into hating each other is boring me i need something else to do
If I ever die and svu has to come to my murder scene make sure they know I don't wear underwear always so it might not be as bad as they think
Can we put your name for the shipping address for penis ice luge?
do you still have a key to my apartment? Without going into too much detail locked myself out naked on the patio, currently using a deck cushion to cover myself so kids walking home from school dont see me
Really? Uh ohh sounds like a double date with extra stripper funnnn
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
OH FOR FUCKS SAKE! SOMEONE TOOK ME FOR A GODDAMN PROSTITUTE!! IM WEARING LEG WARMERS!!! THAT IS LIKE THE LEAST HOOKERISH THING TO WEAR!
He fucking took my shirt off and didn't even touch my boobs. What the actual fuck.
my drug dealer is also my eyebrow lady. Two birds, one stone.
Remember when you brought a guy home from the bar... to our parents house.... on thanksgiving eve?
Anyone who does not know who Paul McCartney is does NOT get to put hands in my pants
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