He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
I just gave head in the laundry room on campus. He said it was one of the best moments in all of history. Take that, neil armstrong.
i'm sorry for cheering you on when you were making out with him. i was just celebrating the fact he was decent looking for once
I am at the point where deciding not to drink alone is worth a rocky music montage in and of itself.
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I'm the saddest girl in a tutu right now.
Blacked out last night, but left myself a note that said "oops on oops on oops" that can never be a positive
Oh god iv'e slept with this police officer before oh god oh god
I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
I mean I sucked his dick at 3 AM... UNDERWATER. I think I have earned a follow back on twitter.
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legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
Well, my mom found the ball gag and whip. Looks like I'm never going home again.
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
So...I maybe walked across campus last night with my life size Joe Biden cut out.
Mass text: You have all failed me. How have the people I loved so much let me go so long in life without ever eating a McRib sandwich?!
got laid for being an eagle scout again. 4 more and ill have all my merit badges.
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