I'm saving my limes so I'll know how many drinks I've had.
I do the same thing, but I use ice cubes.
Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
One can only hope that this night would end with my thumb in another humans rectum.
I don't even have to turn the heat on in my car. Just fart the whole way home.
I don't care how high you are, you can't finger me while eating potato chips.
She said just put your tongue in there and don't linger. I have other things to do.
Just had to find a way to explain to the border patrol that we were coming into canada "for about a half hour to have one last under 21 drink before kendals birthday at midnight." He said ok and told us where the closest bar was. Nice man.
I respect the size of her balls.
Yeah but I don't respect the size of her anything else.
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
I woke wondering who the hell was in my bed. Then i felt boobs and remembered Haha. Thirsty Thursday killed my liver and my homosexuality
Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
I tell you, MacGyver never had to put up with people shitting themselves while he worked...
when my phone is in portrait view you can just assume i've been watching porn. that's the only thing i want to see in full view.
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
I just deff did the walk of shame.. His roommate/manager woke us up. A dog scared me on my stumble to the car.
This is why I'm single.
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