Why are you such a perv today?
This is a lot to handle
Oh shh
I'm kidding you prude take a joke
i was so drunk i stopped mid-blowjob to make sure he i was with my boyfriend and not some random. twice.
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
he was drinking cheap vodka with warm tap water and a packet of crystal light. if that's not an alcoholic then idk what is
lets just use each other and get past this awkward stage. forget my name.
I let a naked juice spill down my leg for like 30 minutes bc i thought i was hallucinating that my leg was cold.
I have a callous on the palm of my hand just below my ring finger that is entirely from opening so many beer bottles. I'm strangely proud right now.
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
It's midsummers eve. A.k.a. come over so we can get drunk and wear leaf crowns
I just folded my boss's lingerie. I need a drink and a raise
I vaguely remember making out with some dude. Please tell me he had all of his teeth.
In the officer's defense, I was indeed pantless at the time he cuffed me, but there's a perfectly good explanation.
A legendary roster of degenerates has been assembled.
I basically go to him for great dick and great memes.
hey i'm sure you are probably asleep bc you suck and think sleep is necessary to live or something?
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