I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
I'm convinced her vagina is similar to chernobyl, but I want to visit it for the novelty value anyway.
he thought i was a dude.
I love how all the girls on the plan b commercial wake up alone.. Like me
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
And there are taco shells on the ceiling fan
This girl caught me staring at the cat but stroking the computer because it was closer, which is why I hate blunts.
She said she was jealous that i could wear headbands, then growled at the ground in shame..
Dude I really need to stop drinking. I chugged a whole bottle of ketchup last night.
So I'm thinking next semester you should be my own personal maid, nurse, masseuse and chef in exchange for free lodging, any food you can find, and unlimited access to my reproductive organs.
I NEED ANOTHER LEVEL OF CAPS TO EXPRESS TO YOU THE MAGNITUDE OF MY FADDEDNESS
I farted in his bed and then in my drunken stupor grabbed hair defanging spray to cover up the stench.
Okay, so when I go to meet your grandma, let's do a quick cum check to we don't have another "what's that on your face?" situation.
I had to reschedule my trainer meeting so now I'm just here eating hot pockets
I come home to my brother mixing skittles and vodka. We're all proud of him.
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