a smallpox vaccine scar is like a lower back tattoo.
whjeg hajt iyt
say what?
wanna hang out?
you can't exactly throw up or pass out at the pentagon so i had to pull my shit together
Clearly I made an impression.
Or at least your vagina did.
I didnt believe in cockblocking untill my roomate brought home that.
I don't not like him. It's just wierd talking to him because we both know I fucked his wife.
I vagually remember taking your birthcontrol and washing it down with ash water
When did you hit me on the head with a stool?
Whatever. I'm just trying to get my dick sucked while taking online harmonica lessons
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
Well... This is my last night at the resort. So far, the only thing that has been in my vagina is sand.
My v day was great. There's a cum stain in the shape of a handprint on my sheets
I woke up naked with a duck on my head. I think something went horribly wrong.
He's making me do the dishes for the next month and half because I shit in the bath tub...
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