Ana's brother is visiting for the wknd. He came back to our place last night drunk to find me passed out naked it in the shower with the water still running. I was still drunk. We decided it was a good idea to have sex and sleep on the bathroom floor. Woke up this morning spooning and using my towel as a pillow.
Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
So you used a whole package of smoked meat last night. Didn't eat it, just took it out and put it all over the fridge.
Did I tell you I had a charge show up for $36 on a credit card I haven't used in 6 months from Wild Wings? It was that night we slept across the street from the bar.
Dude, just be careful. Her invitation for BJ is just a trap for her to stick her finger up your ass.
I made Mark strip for me and do a stripper dance. I put 2 dollars in his mouth
I couldn't sleep so I took 4 shots of vodka and promptly threw up in the sink. Happy Thursday
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
I mean there are things broken right and left, I woke up surrounded by dog statues, and we had a vodka bubble bath.
Oh I'm definitely going to hit on her, there's no question about that. What I meant by playing it cool is I'm not going to mount her on sight.
just had sex in my dorm hall public bathroom while wearing my favorite cat sweater. tonight was a win
Well my unnaturally hairy chest finally came in handy. It took at least an hour to shave the american flag into my chest but I definitely went America all over that party
Hahaha perfect. Let's start stopping drinking tomorrow
I'm deleting Tinder. I got there he rubbed my back and then proceeded to jerk off on me.
Her tits are so fantastic they gave him a panic attack.
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