Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
it was like my fingers were behind enemy lines
i want to cheat with him just to show his girlfriend what a terrible person he is.
I feel like I should limit myself to one meal prepared from a box per day
do to the flooding of the park, there will be a midnight bikini mud wrestling party behind my dorm. all are welcome.
you grabbed the waitors dick and yelled '2nd base' and then he gave you his number. I hate your life.
I'm in the Wal Mart stall where we found out you weren't pregnant. This is where I'm going to propose to you. I feel like that would be the most romantic
My new dealer was watching Space Jam and eating ham off a frisbee when I went over. He's my new favorite person
The waitress at the airport bar just asked me if I wanted a "to go" beer, hahahahaha OF COURSE I WANT A TO GO BEER.
I came in shy and timid. By the end of the night I hulked out broke two lamps, their coffee table, some plates, and still had sex.
I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
She started throwing ice at me and started yelling, "Holy water bitches! This is an exorcism!"
But he was still all, "YOU TEXTED TONY WHILE YOU WERE GETTING FUCKED?!" Like THAT was the weird part.
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