Most awkward thing ever: Meeting your BattleShits opponent post war.
how do you have sooo much energy?
billy mays threw in a lil somethin extra when i ordered some oxiclean last week
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
Improvement. She went from pretending she was the soccer ball in the world cup games and it hurt when they kicked her to passed out on the floor.
she works at a police station now. i think thats the definition of keeping your enemies closer.
I don't know if I want to cry scream puke or go somewhere and drink more. This is such a weird emotion.
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
This football player keeps talking about his drunk dad. I think he may start crying. Does this deserve a roll tide?
I have a callous on the palm of my hand just below my ring finger that is entirely from opening so many beer bottles. I'm strangely proud right now.
How am I supposed to be friends with him when there's an exact replica of his dick in my underwear drawer?
He is stood at the top of the stairs nursing the stolen cat
He tried to puke in the 14th hole and when I told him to stop he started chanting "hole in one hole in one"
I'll be in SoCal at my bachelorette party, aka embracing a fireman covered in KY and chocolate shavings.
There's a Taco Bell quesadilla in my shower caddy right now.
We smell like vodka and hangover
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