you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
I'm going to save the lime from my McDonald's salad to use in my Corona later tonight.
Apparently I kept telling the bartender that I was going to set the Guinness World Record.
i dont think the girl sending me nudes is qualified to pass judgement on me
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Tried to eat a sandwich this morning. Couldn't. My jaw is locked up. These marathon blow jobs are killing me
im seconds away from chugging that vodka and preforming the surgery on myself.
i turned my shower on this morning and passionfruit pulp came out. how did you even do that?
WHY AM I THE ONLY ONE CONCERNED ABOUT THE SEAGULL IN THE OVEN
The next time you fuck up, your grandma sees your dick pics
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You were in the girls bathroom yelling at some random chick because you thought she stole all the urinals. That's why you were kicked out.
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
You thought her boot was a stray dog in your house..
I don't get a "my roommate is fucking you" discount?!
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
He can sense you did cocaine and had park sex with a large ginger from Australia last night.
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