It was just so hard to get through Conan without crying like a baby. I'm just so proud of him.
My carpet still smells like piss and I THINK YOU KNOW WHY.
His band may suck, but it's not like I'm sleeping with all of them.
Yeah someone just put a trash bag that says "use protection" on the snow penis
the room spins SO much faster in panama
Quite frankly, I consider the fact that I'm NOT pregnant one of my greatest achievements and I'd like to chronicle that ongoing success. I'm going to post pictures of me at "0 weeks" once a week.
Casually had to file a missing persons report last night
there is something about beer and popsicles that make the world go round
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
So apparently I ended up throwing my clothes in the toilet after getting kicked out of TQ and ran around the neighborhood in my boxers. Works gonna suck hard once this hangover kicks in. Also: I lost a shoe so looks like flipflops for the rest of winter
Ask her if it hurt when she broke through earths crust as she ascended from hell
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
i woke up on the floor in front of the fireplace and my last google search was "fuck sponges"
Got lost on the way to my dealer again. He stayed on the phone with me untill i found him and then hooked it up because I got lost.. What a genuine person.
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