I swear if I see one more guy in a v-neck and fedora I'm going to punch someone in the balls. This is philly, you're not supposed to look like Ryan Cabrera
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
how do i say, "my ex is going to be at this party so don't look like shit" without sounding like a bitch?
you have a cum towel under your bed, you're the definition of single
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Just picture a dyson vacuum with razor blades. That's how it felt.
There's strippers and bear every where so ether you gave me the wrong address or this is the coolest birthday party thrown for a seven year old ever.
You know it's been awhile when the imagery of fucking AT A DENNY'S gets me really turned on.
I'm laying in bed listening to Purple Rain on repeat. If you wanna bone, come up, but if not, at least Prince understands me.
You were just so carefree! People were like, "there's broken glass everywhere" and you were just like, IDGAFFFFFFF
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As a general rule of thumb, I don't call until the claw marks have healed.
He sent me nudes and then a text asking if I tried the new Cantina Bowl from Taco Bell. He sure does romance right, doesn't he?
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
Spotify knows me way to well. You mention swinger club and guess what it shuffles to? Danger Zone by Kenny Loggins
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
He will be so fat that the winter can not penetrate his blubber.
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