Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
He took a banana and in front of everyone showed her how he wanted it done.
You were pretty committed to that cat costume. Between pukes, you would meow and assure people that you just had a hairball you couldn't get out...
If someone would have told me in preschool that I was going to do him I would have said no
I just need to actually convince myself that drunkenly having sex won't help me forget the last time I drunkenly had sex, it only makes the situation worse.
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
she fucked me tho cuz it was her cat's birthday. As soon as we were done she just says "ahhh tequila tuesdays"
I actually didn't mind her sub-par blowjob skills.. It took me back to a time when skipping class was noticed, and my liver didn't look like a worn out shoe
Make way for the handjob queen! She will grab what she wants, when she wants, and from whomever she wants.
Are you coming to class or was the dick pic this morning your way of saying not today?
It's not even 11, i dropped a shot glass, nick is bleeding, and everyone is drunk
He brought me hungover chipotle knowing full well he wasn't getting a blow job. I think he may be too in love with me.
Of course that's what I'm wearing. I need to find a beard to mount and ride STAT.
You just kept telling everyone to call you MFT.. Mother Fucking Tornado.
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