Me. At least after what I've been through.
She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
Nothing says I have a hang over like telling your boss to "eat your shit"
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
The fact that you think you peed off a roof shows you shouldn't have been on a roof.
Congratulations, you fucked a nickle into me.
Everyone threw up but him. I took off my shirt because I puked on it. There were also a lot of drag queens involved.
Tried to make out with a statue, turns out it was a person.
I have no idea how but i got a hold of a blue food dye packet. And proceeded to rub it all over my tits. So yeah i'd say its safe to say i'll be known as smurfette for a while
I am going to be so excited tomorrow when I find this box of crayons in my purse
I can't decide if I'm depressed or if this is just what life without a bidet feels like.
I don't know how Dave is alive, I feel like he's been drinking since I met him.
Got baptized for New Years. In champagne and cheap vodka.
I opened my eyes to the dog snorting coke, I decided it was best to just close my eyes and forget what I saw
I fell out of my bed whilst trying not to move this morning. I AM ADULT
I had ice cream for breakfast two days in a row.
SUPER ADULTS
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