So drunk its hurt
i hit her car. ill just send her a farmville gift in the morning. then it'll be alright.
...Then she just started hitting me with a loaf of bread.
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
I was the last girl at the bar last night. It was like a battle royale between 10 guys.
Frozen pudding on a popsicle stick. Bill Cosby would be so proud of drunk me.
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
I am the worst sexter. i actually told him .. if i had a penis, it would be hard right now. BTW thats a turn off.
don't pay it forward
I eont pay shit forward. told a stranger to call an abulance and peaced
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
Drunk Jeff aka Dreff thinks he's about 3x cooler than be really is and about 100x better at dancing than he really is
Why can't burritos get me drunk
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
Its like people have to train for months before they try and drink with us and survive...
He went three whole days without making a star wars reference, of course he got sex
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