eating mexican with the mother in law. this meal made her decide to tell us about her colon cleansing diet
so today I found out that she used to be a he....
are you gonna get a divorce?
It'll be like the burning bush except without moses and with pubes.
I wish you would just come have sex with me in ihop. I don't want to be here
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By the way, playing "guess who I had sex with last night" was a great way to start a Thursday, or any day
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
HOW MANY BOYS NOT ONLY APPROVE OF YOUR PLAN TO BECOME POCAHONTAS, BUT WANT TO MAKE SURE YOU DO IT RIGHT? One, the answer is one, and he is the best and if anyone ever tries to steal him I can assure you they will never be heard from again
Is there a greeting card for "I can't keep being The Other Woman"?
I was on the verge of being completely over him and then he went and made his Instagram not private... ITS LIKE HE KNEW
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He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
Serious question, on a scale of go for it to what the fuck are you thinking, what's me going to a monk or any religious official and saying "baptize me daddy" in a serious voice?
THAT HOSPITAL MADE ME REALIZE THAT I'M BISEXUAL
He finished and he wasn't even totally hard. He actually came without a boner.
HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE.
Ok here's the plan: birth control, KFC, handcuffs.
Definitely went to court without a bra and panties because Mr. LastNight’s dog stole them. I guarantee you I was the only lawyer going commando in court
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