I mean, you're like my second best best friend we're so close I can't believe you'd do that to me
Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
If the Four Horseman of the Apocalypse gang banged each other and had a kid, it would look like the creature I woke up next to this morning.
that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
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so he stopped for a second, looked up at me and said in a really creepy voice, "I can has cheeseburger?" and then went back to eating me out.
Best. Handjob. Ever.
I'm guessing Kelly is over?
Nope. Home alone.
I can't be the first person ever who had to explain why her bottle of orange juice had a picture of a screwdriver drawn on it
The maintenance guy at work just asked me out for a drink. For once, I proudly said that I was 20.
Do you know what's great about Canada?..... There will always be a Tim Hortons on my walk of shame route
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Well for better or worse the home brew is almost done, want to get drunk/loose your sight tonight?
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
Who suggested the eggnog wet t-shirt contest last night like whose idea was that
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You left your Xanax bottle in my car. Why is the label all smudged?
I spilled wine on it.
Put on my pants to go to work and discovered they had melted.
My boob job is like a master key that gets me in any door, any party and anyone’s pants! They’re magical!
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