Walk of Shame time yet?
Dude she's 6"2, blonde and on the cheerleading team. I look like Seth Rogen's fatter, unfunny brother. What shame am I supposed to be feeling?
I'm gonna have to flying elbow somebody tonight in memory of Macho Man
We got the possum out of our house. We built a maze with our empty kegs and chased it with brooms.
fun fact: in my eskimo family tree i am the only brunette
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There is a mobile STD testing unit set up at my place of employment. In the lunchroom. I may need to reevaluate my career choices. And my lunch plans.
I think I died last night.
Yeah, you got carried home
There is a man playing a trumpet at this brunch and I hate life. Too hungover for this. Send help ASAP.
the good news is that even if it's Alex's, I can still say it's Colin's, because the kid will come out ginger anyway!
who knew there'd be a plus side to your ginger fetish one day?
It's always great when the guy I get pills from sends me an email that says "I know you will get clean it's going to be hard but I know you can do it"
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somehow a ride to walgreens turned into a threesome.
you got into a really intense arguement about protecting bees. it was wierdly arousing.
I just realized my hands still smell like your cock. Which is awesome, but I wonder if the clerk at the store appreciated it.
I feel bad. I'm the reason hand sanitizer exists.
We are all done wearing pants today
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
I’m honestly just flattered that you think I could make PornHub’s Top 10.
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