my head looks like a cockatoo
mine looks like a lions mane...looks like the entire zoo is going to prom
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
FYI you just passed out mid-blow job. Consider this my letter of resignation.
2011 senior yearbook drinking game. we're taking a shot whenever some dumbass uses that quote about how life isn't isn't about the breaths you take, but the moments that take your breath away. also that retarded wayne gretzky one about missing shots you don't take.
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Also: how drunk is your brother? He just left me a message as batman.
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
i woke up soaking wet with shard of glass imbedded in my flesh dangerously close to my dick what happend?!!
BEER BOTTLE SWORD FIGHTHING!!
I did it on acid. I can cook bacon on any condition
My dream date: Hotdogs/nachos from the bar & tequila. Is that too much to ask?
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She's licking the whiskey out of the carpet. I think we may be soulmates.
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
The tequila monkeys have a drum solo in my skull right now. I can't imagine Emily feels better.
So, then you thought it was a good idea to dress up like the Hamburglar, buy a bag full of McDonalds hamburgers, go to Burger King and throw them at everyone while screaming "HAMBURGLAR!". At that point there was no stopping you.
He tripped and fell all the way to the ground and then stood right back with out spilling a drop of his 3/4 full glass of rum and coke. It was like watching something from the matrix
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