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This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
They said "my eyes made me look intoxicated" ......we harassed them all night and we called the cops and told them that the bouncer that kicked us out was selling meth in the club ...and then we went to wendys
She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
Let me start this apology by saying you were the finest piece of ass I ever had.
To drunk to make oatmeal. I'm pouring it into my mouth and gargling it with beer. Ive made maple brown sugar bud light
Your roommate is pacing with a pen in his mouth flapping like a duck. That brownie got me fucked but not enough to understand this. Come back!
He does that
Almost bit the guy's hand who sits in front of me because he was stretching. That. Bored.
I just got invited to party with a bunch of elderly lesbians I am in no position to offer life advice
When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!
Why is your ex naked in my apartment?
THERE IS WEED IN MY OVEN. HOW AM I EVER SUPPOSED TO MAKE CHICKEN PARMESAN WITH WEED IN MY OVEN.
Don't act like you're a victim to marijuana
Damn it. Can't order pizza. Can't do the hot tub. No one to invite over for loud, kinky sex. What's the point of being here alone?!
Ha. Yeah that's all I found you with this morning. Butt ass naked w my robe across your lap and your arms thrown back in handcuff position.
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