This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
A disheveled girl in front of me just looked down, shrieked, and yelled to the girl next to her "what is this" while pointing at two large white stains near the crotch of her black jeans. I love that Thursdays are weekends, it makes awesome Friday mornings
You tried to convince her that if she gave you head she'd hear the ocean.....
I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
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she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
It's been two days. My balls feel like watermelons.
Potato salad is not cupcake ingredient
I never appreciated sexting until I went to rehab
Hey your work video crashed my computer. The 8 pornos running in the other window didn't. Congratulations.
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I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
With 4 extra seconds dedicated to the dong.
These kind of text worry me.
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
I only wore my thong with cheeseburgers on it because I thought we'd have sex. So I basically wasted my best thong for nothing.
He is a real estate investor who’s face I’m going to sit on.
You made me take you back to Mcdonalds so you could yell at the guy for not giving you enough ketchup packets
I vaguely recall french fries...
You then proceeded to call your mom and tell her you weren't coming home because you were "tripping balls"
Sweet...
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