Best walk of shame ever - Brown Hennesy shirt, bright blue overly large basketball shorts, stilettos from night before - ended up buying a ton of 40's and a 30 pack of coors.
Where are you?
A place I should not be.
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
How many times can I tell him I wasnt expecting sex before he realizes I'm just too lazy to shave all the time?
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Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
i love him because he let me keep my UGGS on while we had sex
Just found the cutest bag of coke under my bed. I'm going to get fucked up and bleach the cat vomit out of my sheets.
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
Due to your tardiness, I'm saving you my tab
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You're lucky you got out when you did, about an hour later the girl in the Franzia box started wrestling everyone.
His ex-girlfriend just gave his current girlfriend the heimlach omg omg omg help this is so awkward
Im wearing a bra. Made of paint.
so apparently last weekend we taught the mascot how to shotgun beers. am i winning college yet?
You said you were going to start drinking less. Drinking 25 small airplane bottle shots do not count.
We're gonna have to check the security cameras after last night
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