Walk of Shame. In a state park.
Just saw a Mexican guy pushing a stroller with 3 twelve packs of corona in it with a toddler struggling to keep up on foot behind him
And next time, don't pick a fight with me when you're naked. That's just not fair
I just used an app to identify a song that was playing in the background of a porno. May god bless your soul steve jobs.
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And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
I got him a footlong to apologize for trying to push him off a balcony...
after that, he'll be sure to remember me. i'll probably forget him, but that's the way it should be.
I'm going to pound you from behind over a table at the bar while I pull your hair and call you a whore...please pass along that message to Rob
I think the guy I was trying to dance with was an undercover cop...
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I just threw up all of my lunch in the Barnes & Nobles parking lot. Rockbottom tastes like a veggie burger, in case you were wondering.
HahahahahaHAHAHAHAHAHAHA MY LIFE IS A CAUTIONARY TALE
Drunk level: ugly crying in the bar upon discovery of sweet tarts and not smarties.
How'd things go with that guy last night?
He threw up in the consol in my car then started crying about his ex girlfriend.
Step one: We finally agreed on an au pair that we both wanna fuck.
Sent. All. My. Texts. Like. This. Last. Night. Thank. You. Weed. Also. Had. A. Dream. About. A. Serial. Killer. That. Killed. Everyone. Except. Me. And.
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